Flibbertigibbet sounds like an old fashioned word to describe a wonky hangman’s tool. In fact it describes a gossiping person.
I discovered the word quite by mistake but it amused me greatly as markets are full of flibbertigibbets. A market is of course the perfect breeding ground for such a creature. A number of people trapped for long periods in the same spot with an influx of visitors carrying fresh material to be dissected and disseminated describe market life nicely.
The flibbertigibbet can live on any stall but of course it divides its time between many others, large ears flapping and tongue protruding hungry for the latest hot topic. Any subject is worthy of endless repetition providing it is salacious, fairly ridiculous or may cause harm to the victim(s).
Nobody is safe from the flibbertigibbet and anyone can become the object of flibbertigibbeting. Choose a new product for your stall, increase your stall’s frontage, increase or lower your prices, drive home taking a different route, chat too long to a member of the opposite sex, wear something out of the ordinary, accidentally ignore someone, smile at the Toby, or any countless number of actions and you could get flibbertigibbeted – it’s a serious risk.
Flibbertigibbet also suggests a restless person and you will on a quiet day see traders wandering about flexing their limbs, yawning, stretching and generally looking for something to do or someone to chat to. Once set up is complete long hours stretch aching for interaction or just plain action.
The origins of the word are not certain but it is generally assumed to represent the sound of meaningless speech. How many of us have encountered that on any day of the week? Actually we try hard to entertain one another in quiet times and it is amazing how many topics can be covered in humorous and inventive ways.
Every evening my family love to hear the latest gossip, jokes and general trivia as well as more serious opinions and information imparted. Because it’s not all frivolous fun you know. It’s rare for me to return home without some tale to tell of market life. Indeed it is eagerly anticipated along with the dirty jokes that are typically rife and tales of intriguing customers.
If you don’t want to become a flibbertigibbet, after all it conjures up a quite ridiculous image in my mind (big ears, long tongue); the trick is to let the gossip stop with you. Don’t be tempted to immediately repeat the juicy titbit. Savour and bury is my motto. Who knows when the knives will be out for you, besides how much of it is likely to be true?
On occasion a story is invented and passed around for pure entertainment, Chinese Whispers grow into Norfolk orations worthy of a stage.
Perhaps it is time for a new word to enter our language – ‘Flibbertitrader’?
Showing posts with label Market Trader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Market Trader. Show all posts
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
A Day in the Life...
Of a Market Trader
On market days I get up at 5am. In winter this means it's dark when I rise and I still find it weird to be up when all the neighbours are fast asleep. I shower and get dressed as quietly as possible. In summer this is ultra quick because it means pulling on a t-shirt and shorts or jeans but in winter adding the layers is a pain. I wear on average 3-4 layers but generally they are thinnish ones so I can still move my arms!
It's too early for breakfast, I try to be away by 5.30am but sometimes it's later. It's great that there's not much traffic at this time.
In summer I get to see magical sunrises as I drive through the stunning Norfolk countryside. It's worth being up just for that.
Once at market I drive straight to my pitch. We have allocated spaces so there's no waiting around for the Market Toby (Slang for Inspector) to arrive. When you begin at a market you generally get treated as a 'casual' so you have to wait to be given a slot because someone hasn't turned up. After a month or so trading you are likely to be given a permanent pitch.
It takes about twenty minutes to get the stall up and cover sheets on. It might take longer if it's windy. I tie on 56lb weights to keep the stall on the ground. Usually it's only two but depending on the weather it might be four or six. Then for the next 3-4 hours I set up tables and display the stock. Most traders are much quicker to do this but because I sell jewellery which is lots of small bits it takes ages. I'm a perfectionist, I like the display to look as good as possible with all the colours co-ordinated.
I like to do this because the display is never the same two days running, this means customers will see something different even if they visited the stall the day before at a different site.
I wanted to create the kind of stall I would love to visit and finally after six years of learning and graft I have.
During set up I'll get a coffee. By 6.30 I'm absolutely gasping for one. The first coffee of the day always tastes good.
Later on I'll have a sandwich or some really unhealthy crisps but I wipe away the guilt with excuses to myself that my job is physical enough to work it off!
By 8.30am I'm roughly a quarter through the display and the odd customer will start checking the stall out. By 10.30-11am I'm done and by now will have been interrupted to sell the odd item. I think people like to see you working and feel less pressured to buy if they can see you are distracted. When the last piece goes out I like to have a sit down and another coffee. Other traders chat while we set up, exchanging gossip and having a laugh.
One of the things I love best about market trading is that I get to control the whole display process. I've always been creative and it's a source of great pride to me to create something special for my customers and they really appreciate it which is great!
Sometimes I'm quite busy and other times it's totally dead. You have a rough idea of what the day might be like businesswise because of the weather but on the whole it's pretty unpredictable. It can get boring but I always take a book. I'm careful to look up whenever a customer arrives to let them know they have been acknowledged - it's only polite.
On the whole people are really nice and easy to get on with. My regulars are great and it's always good to catch up with them and have a laugh.
Most markets finish around 3pm. It's the tiring part of the day packing it all up, sometimes it goes quickly and sometimes it seems to take forever. It's a quicker process than setting out but you often get interruptions because people still want to have a browse and it feels a bit rude to carry on putting things away when they are trying to look so generally I stop for a bit.
When it's all loaded I drive home, have a cup of tea, then if I need to I price stock for the next day I do that. Have something to eat, read or watch a bit of telly then go to bed early because before I know it, it's time to get up again.
On market days I get up at 5am. In winter this means it's dark when I rise and I still find it weird to be up when all the neighbours are fast asleep. I shower and get dressed as quietly as possible. In summer this is ultra quick because it means pulling on a t-shirt and shorts or jeans but in winter adding the layers is a pain. I wear on average 3-4 layers but generally they are thinnish ones so I can still move my arms!
It's too early for breakfast, I try to be away by 5.30am but sometimes it's later. It's great that there's not much traffic at this time.
In summer I get to see magical sunrises as I drive through the stunning Norfolk countryside. It's worth being up just for that.
Once at market I drive straight to my pitch. We have allocated spaces so there's no waiting around for the Market Toby (Slang for Inspector) to arrive. When you begin at a market you generally get treated as a 'casual' so you have to wait to be given a slot because someone hasn't turned up. After a month or so trading you are likely to be given a permanent pitch.
It takes about twenty minutes to get the stall up and cover sheets on. It might take longer if it's windy. I tie on 56lb weights to keep the stall on the ground. Usually it's only two but depending on the weather it might be four or six. Then for the next 3-4 hours I set up tables and display the stock. Most traders are much quicker to do this but because I sell jewellery which is lots of small bits it takes ages. I'm a perfectionist, I like the display to look as good as possible with all the colours co-ordinated.
I like to do this because the display is never the same two days running, this means customers will see something different even if they visited the stall the day before at a different site.
I wanted to create the kind of stall I would love to visit and finally after six years of learning and graft I have.
During set up I'll get a coffee. By 6.30 I'm absolutely gasping for one. The first coffee of the day always tastes good.
Later on I'll have a sandwich or some really unhealthy crisps but I wipe away the guilt with excuses to myself that my job is physical enough to work it off!
By 8.30am I'm roughly a quarter through the display and the odd customer will start checking the stall out. By 10.30-11am I'm done and by now will have been interrupted to sell the odd item. I think people like to see you working and feel less pressured to buy if they can see you are distracted. When the last piece goes out I like to have a sit down and another coffee. Other traders chat while we set up, exchanging gossip and having a laugh.
One of the things I love best about market trading is that I get to control the whole display process. I've always been creative and it's a source of great pride to me to create something special for my customers and they really appreciate it which is great!
Sometimes I'm quite busy and other times it's totally dead. You have a rough idea of what the day might be like businesswise because of the weather but on the whole it's pretty unpredictable. It can get boring but I always take a book. I'm careful to look up whenever a customer arrives to let them know they have been acknowledged - it's only polite.
On the whole people are really nice and easy to get on with. My regulars are great and it's always good to catch up with them and have a laugh.
Most markets finish around 3pm. It's the tiring part of the day packing it all up, sometimes it goes quickly and sometimes it seems to take forever. It's a quicker process than setting out but you often get interruptions because people still want to have a browse and it feels a bit rude to carry on putting things away when they are trying to look so generally I stop for a bit.
When it's all loaded I drive home, have a cup of tea, then if I need to I price stock for the next day I do that. Have something to eat, read or watch a bit of telly then go to bed early because before I know it, it's time to get up again.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Interview with Myself
I love checking out the fashion mags for obvious reasons (well it's part of my job.) I particularly enjoy the interviews so I thought I'd interview myself. Here goes!
Out of all the things you could do why be a market trader?
After years being stuck in offices working for other people, I thought it was time to test what I could do for myself. And what woman doesn't love jewellery?
But there must be an easier way to start a business...
I don't think it's easy to start any business and according to statistics most fail within the first two years.
So how come Myriad Life Jewellery is still here after six years?
Well it's a mixture of huge support from my other half, a willingness to learn, a belief in what I'm trying to achieve and sheer bloodymindedness! What people (including myself at the beginning) don't realise is that success doesn't come overnight despite all those quick fix tv programmes. It takes a long time to gain the confidence of customers and find out what they want. You never stop learning. Our aim to provide great fashion jewellery at affordable prices and offer friendly personal service and advice where required.
What would you say are the best and worst features of having a market stall?
Well the best is that I get to be outside. I've never been one for being cooped up and so long as it isn't blowing a gale, heavy rain or snowing I don't generally mind how cold it gets or hot for that matter. Also I get to meet a huge variety of people who for the most part are really nice. We've had a few odd ones over the years including a white witch but generally people are very interesting and fun to get to know.
I also absolutely love setting up, every day I do a new jewellery display and fiddle around with the scarves. It's a source of great pride and satisfaction to provide a display that people appreciate. They often comment how good it all looks and I never get tired of getting praised!
The downsides are rubbish weather which sometimes means you can't go out at all. Dark mornings - I don't like setting up in the dark and days when you don't get to see many people because of the weather. It can get a bit boring and demoralising sitting around doing nothing when you've gone to all that effort setting up. The other traders cheer you up though, that's when they're not moaning too!
If you didn't sell jewellery/scarves what would you sell?
I love being creative and I'd love to sell art but I still don't think I'd enjoy it as much as the jewellery. There's great pleasure in watching people treat themselves and choosing gifts. One woman bought her Granddaughter a necklace for having done a good job washing her car the other day. They were so happy it was nice to see.
How do you deal with difficult or rude customers?
It's pretty rare to get anyone truly horrible though it has happened. People who have no respect for the display and toss it around are a challenge. I bite my tongue but sometimes I very pointedly go around tidying up after them until they get the message. In truth I display the jewellery so that people can touch it and try it on so in a sense I'm asking for it to get messed up! Also I don't like it when people can't be bothered to say 'please' or 'thank you' politeness costs nothing.
On the whole my customers are charming so no real complaints.
What are the greatest misconceptions about market traders?
Well I think the main one is that the stall magically sets itself up and that we just sit around all day taking money. Most traders work very hard. It isn't just about turning up on the day, traders research their stock, they have to buy it, price it, pack it, some of them even deliver it. Add to that we have to do our own book keeping. My stall takes 3-4 hours to set up and nearly two hours to break down. Market traders are business people like any other. We have the advantage that if we aren't doing much trade in one town we can always move to another. Having said that we nearly all visit regular markets on a weekly basis all year round.
Any famous people visit markets?
In Fakenham, Trigger from Only Fools and Horses visits now and again, I've served Liza Goddard on my stall, a famous snooker player comes to Sheringham, other traders have mentioned famous people too. I'm waiting for Prince Charles and Camilla to take a trip over to Fakenham next time they are in the area. I know Camilla shops in Holt and Fakenham isn't that far away.
Why should people shop at markets?
Markets are an ancient British tradition, it's how shopping started and it's still a brilliant way to shop. You can get great quality goods at sensible prices. Markets aren't just about the produce though obviously there's nothing like fresh fruit, fish and meat, a huge variety of other goods get sold too, everything from books, shoes, CDs, mobile phone accessories, car cleaning products, clothing, plants, pet supplies - the list is endless. Nowadays, everyone is going on about environmentally friendly shopping, well markets provide just that, no electricity or expensive heating, just lots of good healthy fresh air.
What is your favourite market?
That's difficult to answer. All the markets I have different atmospheres. I like Diss because the market takes place in the centre of the town every Friday so the market provides a real focus. Fakenham has two markets, the town and Auction Site market so the variety is enormous. People can buy bric-a-brac and antiques as well as modern goods. Sheringham has a unique atmosphere being at the coast and comes into its own during the summer season. Holidaymakers return year after year. I don't have a special favourite, they are all unique.
Would you ever go back and work in a nice warm office?
Not if I can help it!
Out of all the things you could do why be a market trader?
After years being stuck in offices working for other people, I thought it was time to test what I could do for myself. And what woman doesn't love jewellery?
But there must be an easier way to start a business...
I don't think it's easy to start any business and according to statistics most fail within the first two years.
So how come Myriad Life Jewellery is still here after six years?
Well it's a mixture of huge support from my other half, a willingness to learn, a belief in what I'm trying to achieve and sheer bloodymindedness! What people (including myself at the beginning) don't realise is that success doesn't come overnight despite all those quick fix tv programmes. It takes a long time to gain the confidence of customers and find out what they want. You never stop learning. Our aim to provide great fashion jewellery at affordable prices and offer friendly personal service and advice where required.
What would you say are the best and worst features of having a market stall?
Well the best is that I get to be outside. I've never been one for being cooped up and so long as it isn't blowing a gale, heavy rain or snowing I don't generally mind how cold it gets or hot for that matter. Also I get to meet a huge variety of people who for the most part are really nice. We've had a few odd ones over the years including a white witch but generally people are very interesting and fun to get to know.
I also absolutely love setting up, every day I do a new jewellery display and fiddle around with the scarves. It's a source of great pride and satisfaction to provide a display that people appreciate. They often comment how good it all looks and I never get tired of getting praised!
The downsides are rubbish weather which sometimes means you can't go out at all. Dark mornings - I don't like setting up in the dark and days when you don't get to see many people because of the weather. It can get a bit boring and demoralising sitting around doing nothing when you've gone to all that effort setting up. The other traders cheer you up though, that's when they're not moaning too!
If you didn't sell jewellery/scarves what would you sell?
I love being creative and I'd love to sell art but I still don't think I'd enjoy it as much as the jewellery. There's great pleasure in watching people treat themselves and choosing gifts. One woman bought her Granddaughter a necklace for having done a good job washing her car the other day. They were so happy it was nice to see.
How do you deal with difficult or rude customers?
It's pretty rare to get anyone truly horrible though it has happened. People who have no respect for the display and toss it around are a challenge. I bite my tongue but sometimes I very pointedly go around tidying up after them until they get the message. In truth I display the jewellery so that people can touch it and try it on so in a sense I'm asking for it to get messed up! Also I don't like it when people can't be bothered to say 'please' or 'thank you' politeness costs nothing.
On the whole my customers are charming so no real complaints.
What are the greatest misconceptions about market traders?
Well I think the main one is that the stall magically sets itself up and that we just sit around all day taking money. Most traders work very hard. It isn't just about turning up on the day, traders research their stock, they have to buy it, price it, pack it, some of them even deliver it. Add to that we have to do our own book keeping. My stall takes 3-4 hours to set up and nearly two hours to break down. Market traders are business people like any other. We have the advantage that if we aren't doing much trade in one town we can always move to another. Having said that we nearly all visit regular markets on a weekly basis all year round.
Any famous people visit markets?
In Fakenham, Trigger from Only Fools and Horses visits now and again, I've served Liza Goddard on my stall, a famous snooker player comes to Sheringham, other traders have mentioned famous people too. I'm waiting for Prince Charles and Camilla to take a trip over to Fakenham next time they are in the area. I know Camilla shops in Holt and Fakenham isn't that far away.
Why should people shop at markets?
Markets are an ancient British tradition, it's how shopping started and it's still a brilliant way to shop. You can get great quality goods at sensible prices. Markets aren't just about the produce though obviously there's nothing like fresh fruit, fish and meat, a huge variety of other goods get sold too, everything from books, shoes, CDs, mobile phone accessories, car cleaning products, clothing, plants, pet supplies - the list is endless. Nowadays, everyone is going on about environmentally friendly shopping, well markets provide just that, no electricity or expensive heating, just lots of good healthy fresh air.
What is your favourite market?
That's difficult to answer. All the markets I have different atmospheres. I like Diss because the market takes place in the centre of the town every Friday so the market provides a real focus. Fakenham has two markets, the town and Auction Site market so the variety is enormous. People can buy bric-a-brac and antiques as well as modern goods. Sheringham has a unique atmosphere being at the coast and comes into its own during the summer season. Holidaymakers return year after year. I don't have a special favourite, they are all unique.
Would you ever go back and work in a nice warm office?
Not if I can help it!
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